Pathfinders
BREAKING: Trans-European Division Deploys Pathfinders to Defend Greenland
In a decisive and extremely well-badged move, the Trans-European Division of the Seventh-day Adventist Church—which includes Denmark and therefore claims adjacent Arctic credibility—has announced it is sending Pathfinders to...
Pathfinders
Sleep-Deprived Adventurers Counselor Questions Whether Camp Duties Worth the Millions He’s Being Paid
PINE SPRINGS CAMP – After surviving just one night of a three-night Adventurer camp, local counselor Sam "Soggy" Shepherd is beginning to question whether...
Pathfinders
Summer Olympics to Include Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching
Geneva, Switzerland - The International Olympic Committee (IOC) confirmed today that Pathfinder Fancy Drill Marching will be added as an official sport in the...
Adventist Education
Graduates From Adventist College 93% More Likely to Insist Their Kids Earn the Cat Honor
Berrien Springs, Mich. - A new study confirms what many have long suspected - graduates of Adventist colleges and universities are 93% more likely...
Pathfinders
Gillette Rents Out Pet Kennels as ‘Affordable Pathfinder Camporee Lodging’
GILLETTE, WY - As hotel room rates in the town of Gillette, Wyoming have skyrocketed to upwards of $900 per night for the upcoming...
Pathfinders
Builders Counselor Doesn’t Fit His Own Wilderness Shelter
BERKSHIRE, England — In the quaint village of Binfield a group of Adventurers in Builders children gathered for a much-hyped class in wilderness survival...
Pathfinders
Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee
If you've ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it's an unforgettable experience that's full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are...
Pathfinders
Pathfinder Hiking Honor Soars In Popularity As Nobody Can Afford to Drive
ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists everywhere are rediscovering their Pathfinder pasts as gas prices rise to unprecedented levels.
Pathfinder clubs report that Adventists have been qualifying...
Adventist Culture
Pastors’ Wives Win Back Pay For Years Of Unpaid Labor
FINALLY: The US Supreme Court has ruled to award Adventist pastors’ wives backpay for all the unpaid work they have done simply because of...
Adventist Culture
Peloton App Releases Pathfinder Fancy Drill Workout
New York, N. Y. - Fitness giant Peloton has expanded its home exercise offerings to include what it calls its “fanciest workout yet.”
The Pathfinder...
Pathfinders
Tom Cruise Made World Pathfinder Drill Sergeant
SILVER SPRING, Md. — This week, the General Conference Youth Department offered Tom Cruise the role of global Pathfinder drill sergeant after his scathing...