Stewardship
Pastor Hopes End Times Sermon Prompts Latter Rain of Donations
SPRINKLES, Tenn. (AP)—In a bold sermon this past Sabbath, Pastor David Billings of the Cornerstone SDA Church delivered a fiery message on the imminent return of Christ, confessing afterward...
Stewardship
Pastor Reminds Flock: “God Loves a Cheerful Giver — But We’ll Settle for a Terrified One”
Cheapend, ENGLAND — In a stirring Sabbath morning appeal that left the congregation equal parts amused and alarmed, Pastor Cliff Remnant reminded his flock...
Stewardship
Offering Canceled Because Nobody Carries Cash
Pastor Bill Fleece of the Everhope Seventh-day Adventist Church announced this Sabbath that the traditional offering collection would be canceled indefinitely. The reason? “Nobody...
Adventist Music
Church Sound Team Adds Subliminal “Tithe Now” Message to Hymn Instrumentals
In a groundbreaking stewardship initiative, the sound team at Oakridge Seventh-day Adventist Church has reportedly embedded subliminal messages into their instrumental hymn tracks, causing...
Stewardship
Church Attracts Standing Room Only Crowd After Installing Phone Chargers in Pews
In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the Adventist community, the First Seventh-day Adventist Church of Chargewell has reported record-breaking attendance after...
Church Life
Deceased Adventist Couple, COSTCO Members, Leave Huge Quantities of Supplies to Church
When Wilbur and Agnes Stillbody passed away within a month of one another leaving their entire estate to the church, the conference trusts and...
Stewardship
Should You Micromanage How Your Church Spends Money?
Ever feel like you're single-handedly funding the church's new stained-glass window depicting Daniel in the lion's den (complete with surprisingly realistic fur rendering)? No?...
Great Disappointment
Underpaid Church Employee Sick of Hearing His Treasure is in Heaven
Timothy, who has faithfully served as the church's youth pastor for over a decade, is now lamenting his earthly situation and wishing for some...
Stewardship
Enterprising Deacon Taps Members’ Pockets With Card Reader For Offering
Harvestime, Tenn. — A couple months ago, go-getter deacon, Joshua Hudson, introduced a groundbreaking approach to boosting offering collections without the knowledge of his...
Stewardship
Swedish Union Ordains Greta Thunberg As Climate Change Prophet
STOCKHOLM, Sweden --- The Swedish Union ordained the young activist Greta Thunberg as a climate change prophet this morning in a ceremony attended by absolutely...
Stewardship
AMAZING: Amazon Launches “Before You Click We Will Answer” Delivery Service
UNITED STATES - In a truly inspired service upgrade, Amazon launched its "Before You Click We Will Answer" delivery service today.
The service means that...