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Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- With the news that hackers can now listen to conversations held near Samsung TVs, the Adventist church has crafted a fresh witnessing strategy. GC Technology Officer...
Ellen White

Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Lis Redbucks started this morning with an unusual amount of pep in her step after finally having found a painless way...
Adventist Culture

Slide Show: If Adventists ruled the world…

...what would that world look like? We take a gander at what could be...
Adventist Culture

Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

Adventists are typically not swearing folk, and have a more extensive list of "No-no" words than most, we'd say.
Adventist Culture

Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

The following is a list of things sure to get under an Adventist's skin. But count it all joy, friends: Trials bring about character!
Adventist Culture

Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist connection — Part I

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list...
Adventist Culture

Adventist voted People Magazine’s ‘Most Annoying Vegan on Facebook’

New York, N.Y. --- Derrick Caster, a fourth generation, 27-year-old Adventist from Asheville N.C. has topped People Magazine's "Most Annoying Vegan on Facebook" list...
Adventist Culture

All Adventist pastors’ wives to be compensated for pain and suffering

  SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist pastors' wives around the world are celebrating a groundbreaking victory with the announcement that they will be added to...
Adventist Culture

TractCannon: Witnessing at the pull of a trigger

Fresh off the monster success of the iWade (Sabbath water wading aid), Weimar-based AdvenTech is beta testing an entirely new product line.  Instead of...

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