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Women Run Church For Week, Double Attendance

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Results are in from the General Conference Office or Archives and Statistics: After a trial week of letting women run the Adventist church, attendance has doubled...
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Devil claims full responsibility for sexism in Adventist Church

FALLEN WORLD --- Lucifer himself claimed full responsibility for the "absolutely astounding sexism in the Adventist Church" in a statement released today. The ruler of...
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GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- "This has nothing to do with partisan politics," said General Conference spokesperson Mel Hombre, explaining the Adventist headquarter's stance on...
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GC: Women can be ordained as housewives

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- General Conference officials have been working hard to offer some form of concession to placate advocates of women's ordination who...
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Slide Show: #TBT — Adventists legends when they were young(ish)

It's Throwback Thursday! Can you guess who these Adventists/Adventist-connected people are?
Ellen White

Adventist anti-women’s ordination campaigners struggle with whole ‘woman co-founder thingy’

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. --- Campaigners against women's ordination are struggling with a simple yet annoyingly inconvenient reality:  Ellen G. White's gender. "We do our best...

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