Storm-devastated Adventist Canadian camp selected as World Time of Trouble Training HQ

FRASER VALLEY, BC — A two-day ice storm has devastated an Adventist-owned camp in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, reducing it to what Camp Director Petit Gerbile has likened to a “war Read more […]

General Conference building on lockdown after discovery of drum set

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Hundreds of church executives and other employees have been trapped inside the General Conference building since the spotting of a suspicious-looking drum set in the GC Read more […]

Wisconsin Academy boys’ dorm fasts from showers

COLUMBUS, Wis. — Wisconsin Academy Chaplain, Barry Rogers freely admits that his biggest mistake so far this year was a Tuesday morning chapel challenge to the school’s students last week Read more […]

Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

The following is a list of things sure to get under an Adventist’s skin. But count it all joy, friends: Trials bring about character!

GC Announces Historic Starbucks Agreement for San Antonio Session

SILVER SPRING, Md. — There will be coffee at the San Antonio General Conference this summer. Kind of. General Conference Health Ministries Director, Sam Rigby, announced an agreement Read more […]

Water supply nearly exhausted at Australia-based iThirst camporee after Super Soaker fight gets out of hand

TOOWOOMBA, Queensland — “We shouldn’t have pushed the water fights in the advertising,” admitted South Pacific Division Youth Director, Victor Harley over the din of an army of supply trucks Read more […]

Female undergrad takes shortcut through Andrews seminary building, exits engaged

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Sarah Parker, a Junior Biology major at Andrews University officially changed her Facebook status from “Single” to “Engaged” this morning after a different walking route Read more […]

New hot air ballooning program draws hundreds of transfer students to PUC this spring

ANGWIN, Calif. — A hot air ballooning degree program launched this school year at Pacific Union College has already drawn over 200 transfer students to the school this Spring Quarter. PUC launched Read more […]

Slide Show: 10 resolutions Adventists probably won’t keep

Ah, the resolutions of a new year: filled with so many good intentions, so much promise! Too bad it will all probably degenerate into a wretched suckpool of despair, half-hearted excuses and flagging energy in a matter of months. But hey, you never know. This could be your year!