MTV’s ‘The Real World’ announces Great Lakes Adventist Academy as next season’s location

VAN NUYS, Calif. — In a radical departure from its usual urban locations, MTV’s The Real World reality show has chosen to shoot its 31st season at Great Lakes Adventist Academy in Cedar Read more […]

Pagan symbol witch-hunt leads to disassembling of church nativity scene

Red Bluff, Calif. — A wave of confusion and finger-pointing has hit the congregation of Central Adventist Church. Members in the know say it all started when traveling evangelist Fred Durbar Read more […]

Canadian University College abandons status as ‘Most Confusingly-Named School in Adventism’

ALBERTA, Canada — Administrators at Canadian University College waited for students to leave for Christmas break to announce that the school was abandoning its long-held status as “Most Read more […]

ABC stores stock veggie cheese that doubles as emergency candle

A new brand of vegetarian cheese has just hit the shelves of Adventist Book Centers. Marketed as a “multi-purpose product,” Durocheeze is not only a “delicious” cheese substitute but also comes Read more […]

GC: Casinos off limits unless they make huge donations to Adventist hospitals

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Adventists in the Loma Linda are have been flocking to San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino, a huge gaming complex close to the university. The traditional Adventist Read more […]

Camel joins La Sierra University Church Pastoral Staff

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — In an absolute first for Seventh-day Adventism, La Sierra University Church has added a camel to its pastoral staff. Abu the Camel made his debut appearance this week Read more […]

General Conference formally apologizes for banishing Ellen White to Australia

Ellen White spent the better part of a decade in Australia SILVER SPRING, Md. — Today, over 120 years after sending Ellen G. White to Australia, the General Conference has issued a formal Read more […]

Foreign exchange student “speaking in tongues” kicked out of chapel at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — A school-wide chapel service was disrupted today at Southern Adventist University when a team of Campus Safety officers stormed the stage of Collegedale Church to remove Read more […]

Adventist church bulletins to feature dating listings

SILVER SPRING, Md. —- “As of this coming Sabbath, Adventist church bulletins around the world will carry dating listings featuring single church members within a 50-mile radius of any given Read more […]

Study: Carob eaters face a long, cruel existence

Life without chocolate is nasty, brutish and long… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers behind a 30-year study tracking the health of self-confessed carob eaters report that consumption of Read more […]