Cure for carob cravings finally found
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Decades of research into how best to curb carob cravings appear to have accidentally borne fruit. Late last Friday, exhausted Carob Institute research scientist, Read more […]
Super Senior at Walla Walla that has ‘dated everyone’ mulls transfer to Southern
Super Senior Jake COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Twenty-five-year-old Jake Newhall, a French Studies super senior at Walla Walla University, thinks it might be time to transfer to Southern. The reason? Read more […]
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40-year-old Adventist leaves Loma Linda for the first time
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Bo Hitchens, a 40-year-old X-ray tech told friends and family this week that, after much soul searching, he had decided to venture outside greater Loma Linda for the first Read more […]
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Burger King to Adventist Children’s Sabbath Schools: “Stop stealing crowns!”
Burger King crowns – the ultimate Sabbath School prop… Photo by Jimmy Mobley MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. — Burger King’s corporate office has registered an official complaint with the North Read more […]
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American Adventists sacrifice one Taco Bell meal, save Mount Vernon Academy
MOUNT VERNON, Ohio — “I’ve never put my faith to the test in a bigger way,” said Dave “Big Burrito” Burman. Wiping away a tear he recalled the Taco Bell grilled 7-layer burrito, cheesy nachos, Read more […]
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Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded
Ever wonder about the meaning of those strange phrases and words Adventists let fly with the greatest of ease? Wonder no more! Read on to find out what your Adventist friends are really trying to tell you.
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Pope gets impromptu medical checkup at Manila Adventist Medical Center
MANILA, Philippines — Still acclimating to the heat and humidity after his arrival in the Philippines, Pope Francis paid a quick visit to Manila Adventist Medical Center (better known as Read more […]
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Ted Wilson retires from GC Presidency, takes up church construction
LA ROMANA, Dominican Republic — “I’m done with office work,” explained Pastor Ted Wilson from his perch at the top of some scaffolding. A natural handyman, Wilson gave up his role as General Read more […]
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Dance step to accompany ‘We Have This Hope’ at GC 2020
SILVER SPRING, Md. — “There is absolutely no reason to freak out,” opened North American Division Sacred Music Director, Liz Samuels at a press briefing outside her office this morning. She Read more […]
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La Sierra receives national award recognizing community service by students unwilling to pay speeding tickets
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — The Dale Foundation for the Advancement of Community Volunteering announced this week that La Sierra University had been selected out of of hundreds of American universities Read more […]
