WASHINGTON, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Stephen Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has deployed what he called “vegetarian compliance ninjas” to enforce mask Read more […]
Instead of shining his light all around the neighborhood, local Adventist Luke Warm made the ill-advised decision to hide his light under a bushel earlier today. A mere spark from Warm’s light Read more […]
Amen Tumbleweed, Tenn. — Members of Gentle Whisper Adventist Church were devastated last Sabbath as their weekly Zoom service was attacked by what head elder, Sal Encio, described as “a malicious Read more […]
Kanye West at the Vanity Fair kickoff part for the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival. Photographer’s blog post about this event and photo Los Angeles, Calif. — Vowing Read more […]
Dust to dust. WORLDWIDE – One clear conclusion can be drawn from Pew Research Center data ranking Adventist fundamental beliefs in order of their approval rating with the general public: the State Read more […]
Soon. ADVENTIST WORLD — To keep his hopes burning bright, Southern Adventist University theology major, Encro Yable, has taken it upon himself to update an historic Adventist prophecy chart. Yable Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — Pews across Adventism are being retrofitted with supports to be able to handle substantially heavier members that have spent the coronavirus crisis overeating. Use with caution. Denominational Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist Sabbath Schools will no longer sing the chorus ‘Jesus Loves The Little Children’ after what relieved members have described as a long-overdue acknowledgement Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an attempt to “take the awkwardness out of movie night,” the Adventist Church has created HopStop, a companion app to Netflix. HopStop covers every show or movie on Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — The church board at Spinwheel Community Adventist sent out a memo of encouragement to membership today reminding them that no matter how bad things got, they could face the Read more […]
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