Cana, Israel —- While happy Cana wedding guests enjoyed new wine from 6 stone jars, a nervous Adventist looked around the hall for any sign of a Martinelli’s bottle. Not finding any and Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. —- Zader Cruise has spent the last couple hours scouring ellenwhite.org for ammo to give him the upper hand in his long-standing feud with the deputy head deacon at his church. The Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. —- This morning, General Conference President Ted Wilson reminded Adventists around the world that clapping in church was not allowed, not even on Zoom. “Some of the Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. —- President Donald Trump is considering issuing a highly controversial pardon for Degu Tant, the infamous creator of the carob chip cookie. Tant was locked up decades ago Read more […]
WASHINGTON D.C. —- Assuring Americans a COVID-19 vaccine would soon be ready, Astral Zenith labs said the vials just needed one final ingredient before going on to save lives: “We want Read more […]
This guy literally hasn’t done a thing in months. While he used to self-importantly stride around the church parking lot on Sabbath mornings, all he does these days is just smile and wave on Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. —- Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson, confirmed today that he would be taking on a “sideline” as host of ‘Jeopardy!’ Nelson, who will continue Read more […]
UNITED STATES —— Turkeys across the United States have warned Americans of the extreme dangers of traveling for Thanksgiving this year. “Don’t risk your health or that of your family Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – US President-Elect Joe Biden has called for immediate congressional action to cancel “crippling Southern Adventist University fine debt.” The politician said that “no Read more […]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Famed Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev promised he would be appearing “with full clothings” for his performance of “several very nice patriotic hit specials from United Read more […]
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