Sabbath School editor Clifford Goldstein recruits Jon Stewart to spice up quarterly

NEW YORK, N.Y. — Closet Adventist fans of Comedy Central’s recently-exited Daily Show satirist Jon Stewart, were delighted to hear than the funnyman has been recruited to give the Seventh-day Read more […]

Adventist denomination opens sports bar next to world headquarters

SILVER SPRING, Md. — With decisions about future policy looming, there’s one thing General Conference officials can agree about: building The Fellowship Hall, a unique Adventist “sports Read more […]

Slide Show: 14 ways to party like an Adventist

Adventist partying may not look like your typical, secular partying, but they still feature the 3 party requisites: crowds, carousing and most importantly, light refreshments (at the least!)

Hope Channel to air Pacquiao-Mayweather fight for free

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a preventative measure aimed at keeping Adventists from going to Las Vegas or their local sports bar, Hope Channel executives have bought rights to broadcast this Read more […]

“Talk Holy to Me” – an Adventist hip hop parody video

OK, so no, we haven’t done a lot of video yet on BarelyAdventist. But we aren’t going to say “no” when Adventists dabble in parody hip hop, film a hilarious music vid in church (among other places) Read more […]

Marvel Studios to adapt The Great Controversy for film

BURBANK, Calif. — Marvel Studios, renowned worldwide for multiple, billion dollar Marvel Comics character film franchises, has announced their intention to create a film adaptation of Ellen Read more […]

3ABN to be nominated for Historical Drama Emmy

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A leak from a source close to the 67th Emmy Award nominations process has revealed that an Adventist-related TV network will be nominated for the first time in history. Although Read more […]

GC: Angels won’t go near Red Box vending machines

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists have been warned that they will not be afforded the protection of guardian angels if they get within 10 feet of any Red Box vending machine. The warning comes Read more […]

17 awesomely Adventist substitutes

Adventists have a long list of occasionally delicious and frequently confusing substitutes for food, drink and other facets of mainstream life. Here’s our stab at a cheat sheet to the main culprits: 1) Read more […]