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Little Adventist Confuses ‘Sunday Laws’ with Sunday Chores
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Eight-year-old Caleb Torres sent his parents into mild theological panic this weekend after announcing that “the Sunday laws have finally started.”
Upon investigation, his mom, Teresa,...
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When Faith Grows Up: Outgrowing Fear Without Losing Fire
If you grew up Adventist, you probably learned early that fear was a great motivator.
Fear of Sunday laws.
Fear of caffeine.
Fear of missing the Time...
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Prepper Just Wants Time of Trouble To Start Already
BOISE, Idaho — Local Adventist prepper Jared Martin says he’s completely over waiting for the Time of Trouble and would appreciate if it could...
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9 Signs We Are Experiencing The Shaking
Adventist conspiracy theorists are on high alert, scanning the horizon for signs of “The Shaking”—that end-time sifting where the true remnant will rise and...
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Biden “Committing 100%” to Adventist NEWSTART Program in Prep for Next Debate
US President Joe Biden has reportedly embraced the Seventh-day Adventist NEWSTART health program to prepare for his next debate. Following his recent debate performance...
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Southern Launching End Times-Themed Tough Mudder Called “Run for the Hills”
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Southern Adventist University is set to launch an exhilarating new event designed to test the mettle of even the most devout...
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Entire Congregation Has Beasts of Revelation Nightmares After Fiery End Times Sermon
A fiery End Times sermon left an entire congregation grappling with vivid nightmares of apocalyptic proportions this weekend.
Pastor Elijah Hartsfield, known for his calm...
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Signs Your Church Has an Apocalypse Obsession
1. The sermon illustrations use more beasts from Revelation than stories about Jesus.
2. Instead of a children's story, the kids get a “little horn”...
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LA Adventist Preps Escape to Hollywood Hills for Time of Trouble
Harold Pendergast III, a prominent Los Angeles-based oral surgeon has announced to his local Adventist congregation that he isn’t just waiting around for the...
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GC Recommends Extra Long Skirts for Maximum Modesty During Time of Trouble
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference sent out an urgent announcement today reminding members of the need for “maximum modesty throughout the Time...
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Trump Claims US is Going to Hell, Adventists Respond: ‘We Told You So’
In a recent speech, former President Donald Trump claimed that the US is "going to hell", sparking a wave of responses from Adventists who...