Peculiar People
Study Finds Inverse Relationship Between “Finishing the Work” Sermons and Community Service
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Adventist Research Institute has uncovered a surprising trend: the more frequently a church hears sermons about "finishing the work," the less likely its...
Adventists Speak Up
10 Reactions You Get When You Say You Are Seventh-day Adventist
1. The Cult Crusader: "Wait, Seventh-day Adventist? Isn't that a cult?" They immediately start searching for the nearest exit, fearing you might try to...
Peculiar People
Pastors Forbidden From Driving “Politically Polarizing” Priuses or Pickups During Election Season
The North American Division has instructed all Adventist pastors in the United States to stop driving “politically polarizing” Toyota Prius cars or pickups during...
Peculiar People
MyWay Press Introduces 10X King James Version With Less Inclusive Language
Hallelujah, church! Are you tired of that newfangled "everyone is welcome" mumbo jumbo? Does the concept of "loving thy neighbor" feel...incomplete somehow? Well, fret...
Fundamental Beliefs
Potluck Miraculously Solves Adventist Differences
SLURP, Mich. — In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Adventist Quirks and Quibbles (IAQQ), researchers have found that the vast majority...
Adventist paranoia
The Complete Guide to Adventist Extremists
Every Adventist congregation has at least one member that is super hardcore in some way. In the spirit of spotting and understanding such crusaders,...
Peculiar People
The Adventist Guide to Dealing with Difficult Church Members: How to Love Your Neighbor Without Losing Your Mind
Have you ever wanted to run screaming from the sanctuary when Brother Grouchypants starts criticizing the pew cushions? This list won't make him stop,...
Peculiar People
Dos and Don’ts for Adventists – The BarelyAdventist Guide
As Adventists, it's important to know the dos and don'ts of our faith. But let's be real, sometimes we take ourselves a little too...
Adornment
How to Spot When an Adventist is Bragging
We Adventists like to at least appear humble. But once in a while some status signaling happens. You know an Adventist is bragging when...
Adventist Publishing
Theologian Releases Bible Version That Fully Agrees With Him
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. --- Doug Digger breathed a sigh of satisfaction from his ivory tower balcony today as he released what he called a "wrinkle-free"...
Legalism
Report: Non-Adventists Going to Heaven
BREAKING NEWS: Legalists across the Adventist world were rushed to hospital today after sustaining panic attacks at the unwelcome report from leading denominational theologians...