Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers at Loma Linda University’s School of Public Health have detected a genetic weakness in multigenerational Adventists that renders them “defenseless against the Read more […]

Adventist Book Center sued for false advertising

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A lawsuit has been filed against an Adventist Book Center after the store put “signed” copies of the Bible on display. Although the shrink-wrapped Bibles caused a dramatic Read more […]

Pandemonium erupts as Adventist pastor announces potluck is canceled

MARIETTA, Ga. — A full scale riot erupted at Marietta Central Adventist Church following a last-minute announcement from Senior Pastor, Des Graciado, that potluck last Sabbath had been canceled. Reports Read more […]

ARNOLD: “I’ll be back” line inspired by Adventist Second Coming sermon

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — In an exclusive interview with the Adventist Review, action movie star and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger acknowledged that one of his most famous catchphrases Read more […]

Confused Adventist thinks seeking the lost means finding Waldo

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Since his pastor encouraged the congregation to seek the lost last Sabbath, over earnest Adventist Skru Messinge has purchased three Waldo books at his local Barnes & Read more […]

OBG – Slideshow: 15 Greatest disappointments of Adventists

Follow me Look what we dug up from the archives!:-) ———- Image 1 of 16 Thousands of people, some of whom had given away all of their possessions, waited expectantly for Jesus to appear on Oct. 22, 1844. When He didn’t appear, the date became known as the Great Disappointment. …

Adventist pastor’s crime to conversion story inspires copycat crime

PASADENA, Calif. — A burst of vandalism and petty theft has been traced back to an unlikely source: last Sabbath’s sermon at South Pasadena Seventh-day Adventist Church. Pastor Emili Lönneberga Read more […]

Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

SILVER SPRING, Mich. — Visitors to Seventh-day Adventist churches will be asked to stand at the start of services and disclose whether or not they are single starting this week. Church leaders Read more […]

Single Andrews seminarian praying for growth of Department of Nursing

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Since his arrival on the campus of Andrews University, single seminarian Esper Rando has set aside time at dawn, noon and sunset to pray for the growth of the school’s Department Read more […]

Adventist courtship expert claims prolonged eye contact causes pregnancy

UNITED STATES — A high-profile Christian romance speaker and author of courtship classic I Kissed Eye Contact Goodbye is touring Adventist colleges and academies warning students about the Read more […]