Slide Show: 10 reasons to love an ABC store
Ahhh, there’s nothing quite like a well-stocked ABC! And we do mean an Adventist Book Center, and not those pretender-to-throne types found all over Hawaii.
PUC Housekeeping: Please flush, La Sierra needs the water
ANGWIN, Calif. — Tensions are at an all-time high between Northern California’s Pacific Union College and its sister institution to the south, La Sierra University. The firestarter for Read more […]
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GC: Angels won’t go near Red Box vending machines
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists have been warned that they will not be afforded the protection of guardian angels if they get within 10 feet of any Red Box vending machine. The warning comes Read more […]
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Sour-grapes Seattle churches denounce competitive sports after Super Bowl
SEATTLE, Wash. — Senior Adventist pastors from across greater Seattle were called together for emergency meetings yesterday. One day after the Seattle Seahawks were defeated in the Super Read more […]
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17 awesomely Adventist substitutes
Adventists have a long list of occasionally delicious and frequently confusing substitutes for food, drink and other facets of mainstream life. Here’s our stab at a cheat sheet to the main culprits: 1) Read more […]
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NFL Commissioner Converts to Adventism, Super Bowl Champs to Receive Watches
GLENDALE, Ariz. — In a major shake-up for Superbowl Sunday, the NFL commissioner has just announced that the winning team’s players will be awarded watches this year instead of Super Bowl Read more […]
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GC bans kissing in Adventist wedding ceremonies
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists can kiss kissing at weddings goodbye. As part of a General Conference campaign to enforce modesty standards across the world church, the world headquarters Read more […]
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AUC changes name to Canadian University College to attract Canadians
LANCASTER, Mass. — Atlantic Union College (AUC) announced plans for a dramatic name change today. “Effective September 1, AUC will change its name to Canadian University College,” said Read more […]
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Shenandoah Valley boys’ dorm to move to make room for Holy Spirit
NEW MARKET, Va. — Shenandoah Valley Academy has unveiled a major change to its campus map: Phanstiel Hall, the boys’ dorm, is relocating. Administration announced to students, parents and Read more […]
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Couple, married by Ryan Bell, wonders if they are still married
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Randy and Brenda Magnusson have joined the chorus of current and former members of Hollywood Adventist Church speaking out about their experience with Ryan Bell as pastor. Read more […]
