Oakwood and Southern announce merger
// Post by Oakwood University. HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — In an historic move for Adventist education, Oakwood University and Southern Adventist University have announced a merger of the Read more […]
Collegedale man arrested for trying to dump burning coals on neighbor’s head
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Pete Scalding, a 54-year-old Collegedale resident, was arrested in his front yard this Saturday afternoon after attempting to pour a tub of hot coals on his next door neighbor’s Read more […]
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Slide Show — Stand, sit or kneel: What to do during an Adventist church service
Confused about what to do during an Adventist church service? True, church bulletins can be rife with confusing jargon and language, but while most services vary widely in format, they’re very similar in content.
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PUC student launches Amazing Facts spoof site: ‘Amazing Farts’
ANGWIN, Calif. — Carlos Mendoza, a junior Film and TV major at Pacific Union College, caused a stir this past week by starting Amazing Farts a satirical website spoofing Doug Batchelor’s Read more […]
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Florida Hospital launches biggest pet care network in state
ORLANDO, Fla. — “Everyone knows that you can’t work in healthcare in this state without doing business with Florida Hospital,” said corporate office spokesperson Jay Norman at a press conference Read more […]
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Cure for carob cravings finally found
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Decades of research into how best to curb carob cravings appear to have accidentally borne fruit. Late last Friday, exhausted Carob Institute research scientist, Read more […]
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Super Senior at Walla Walla that has ‘dated everyone’ mulls transfer to Southern
Super Senior Jake COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Twenty-five-year-old Jake Newhall, a French Studies super senior at Walla Walla University, thinks it might be time to transfer to Southern. The reason? Read more […]
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40-year-old Adventist leaves Loma Linda for the first time
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Bo Hitchens, a 40-year-old X-ray tech told friends and family this week that, after much soul searching, he had decided to venture outside greater Loma Linda for the first Read more […]
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Burger King to Adventist Children’s Sabbath Schools: “Stop stealing crowns!”
Burger King crowns – the ultimate Sabbath School prop… Photo by Jimmy Mobley MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. — Burger King’s corporate office has registered an official complaint with the North Read more […]
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American Adventists sacrifice one Taco Bell meal, save Mount Vernon Academy
MOUNT VERNON, Ohio — “I’ve never put my faith to the test in a bigger way,” said Dave “Big Burrito” Burman. Wiping away a tear he recalled the Taco Bell grilled 7-layer burrito, cheesy nachos, Read more […]
