Oakwood Political Scientist to negotiate peace between Obama and Netanyahu

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — An unlikely mediator has emerged in the growing rift between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and US President Barack Obama. Washington DC’s political class was Read more […]

Andrews Seminary launches female-only Masters of Prophecy

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In an unprecedented move by the General Conference and Andrews Theological University, a solution has been reached in the debate over women’s ordination. Ā David Houston Read more […]

Will Ferrell credits Little Debbie’s with his conversion to Adventism

BURBANK, Calif. — Three days after introducing Jimmy Fallon and America to his new Little Debbie persona on “The Tonight Show,” Will Ferrell shocked the Adventist world with the announcement of Read more […]

Amazon to do drone delivery testing on Walla Walla campus

SEATTLE, Wash. — Immediately following today’s announcement that the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has cleared Amazon to test drones for online delivery, the company announced Read more […]

Marvel Studios to adapt The Great Controversy for film

BURBANK, Calif. — Marvel Studios, renowned worldwide for multiple, billion dollar Marvel Comics character film franchises, has announced their intention to create a film adaptation of Ellen Read more […]

Andrews dairy ordered to destroy new golden calf statue

Berrien Springs, Mich. — Mere weeks after the construction of a “golden” calf statue outside the offices of the Andrews University dairy, the department has received orders to destroy Read more […]

Southern to expel any student wearing green this St. Patrick’s Day

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — “We are neither Irish Catholics nor drinkers at this school and by not wearing anything green tomorrow we are going to avoid even the appearance of evil,” explained Read more […]

Loma Linda OB/GYN develops scan determining whether unborn babies are Adventist

This one has got ‘General Conference President’ written all over her… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In an announcement that has led to huge sighs of relief from expecting Adventist parents worldwide, Read more […]

Slide Show: Are you Adventist-Hot?

Think you’re hot stuff? You may be surprised at what it takes to make an Adventist sweat. Take a look at the following and find out if you have what it really takes to make an Adventist all hot and bothered.