SILVER SPRING, Md. — Childrens’ Sabbath School departments and summer camps across the Adventist world have been urgently advised to “remove all references to clapping and stomping from the Read more […]
We’ve had a lot of people asking about how to advertise on BarelyAdventist lately so we thought it was time to put up a page with some basic info on our menu bar. The short of it is, BarelyAdventist Read more […]
So now you know how to date like an Adventist, but where do you FIND one in the first place? Adventists are a shy people that tend to stick to themselves in large groups, making it hard to single one out from the herd. But with the right know-how*, it is possible to hunt one down. After some exhaustive research and extensive hearsay collection, BarelyAdventist presents its field guide to bagging an Adventist of your very own.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — CBS announced this morning that a “different kind of passenger” would be joining James Corden in an upcoming version of his extremely popular Carpool Karaoke segments. The Read more […]
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — An Adventist man was taken to the emergency room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with neck pain that he claimed had been building up Read more […]
BERKSHIRE, England — In a surprise visit hours before arriving in Scotland for the opening of the Trump Turnberry golf resort, Donald Trump toured the campus of Newbold College. Standing Read more […]
LONDON, United Kingdom — Already well-known for its Rolling Stones, the United Kingdom aimed a devastatingly effective projectile straight at the fragile feet of Nebuchadnezzar’s statue yesterday, Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Recognizing the big bucks to be made in ultra-niche online dating dating sites, Loma Linda centenarian Edith Greenely has taken a break from her day job of self-defense Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In the first event of its kind, Ted Wilson, president of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, will fight boxing superstar and Filipino congressman Manny Pacquaio in Manila. Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a special dispensation for fans desperate to see Pixar’s new release, Finding Dory, General Conference officials have opted to allow Seventh-day Adventists to see the Read more […]
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