Olive Garden offers pre-pay option for Adventist Sabbath diners

ORLANDO, Fla. — Olive Garden is offering a pre-pay arrangement valid at any of its locations for Adventists that would like to dine between Friday and Saturday sundown. The move will allow Read more […]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to wed in Sylvia’s Garden at Newbold College

BRACKNELL, England — Prince Harry and US actress fiancée Meghan Markle have announced that they will wed in Sylvia’s Garden on the campus of Newbold College. The couple said that Newbold, Read more […]

Andrews Seminarians’ #1 Pickup Line: God wants us to be together

BERRIEN SPRING, Mich. — According to an anonymous survey done of single seminarians at Andrews University, their favorite pick-up line by far is “God wants us to be together.” Nine out of Read more […]

Adventist Church asks Trump to pardon all turkeys this Thanksgiving

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While Donald Trump pardoned his first turkey as president of the United States, he received a request from the Adventist Church that he extend the pardon to all turkeys this Read more […]

Zach Galifianakis to interview Adventist leaders for “Is This Thing On?” Q&A

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Comedic Actor Zach Galifianakis has volunteered to interview leaders of the North American Division of the Adventist Church for the Q&A series “Is this thing on?” The Read more […]

Georgia Dome Implodes From Guilt Over Hosting Ted Wilson’s 2010 Election

ATLANTA, Ga. — Seven years after hosting the 2010 General Conference Session in which current GC President Ted Wilson was elected, the Georgia Dome has imploded with guilt over its tragic facilitation Read more […]

PEOPLE Magazine names Adventist 100-year-old bodybuilder ‘sexiest man alive’

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — PEOPLE magazine has crowned a 100-year-old Adventist bodybuilder from Loma Linda the “sexiest man alive.” The magazine said that instead of choosing a celebrity, they Read more […]