Sabbath
Sabbath: The World’s Most Underrated Superpower
Adventists have a lot of quirks. (Caffeine angst. Our complicated relationship with cheese. That one deacon who guards the foyer like he’s Secret Service.) But we also have something...
Sabbath Observance
Why Jesus Would Eat Out on the Sabbath
If Jesus showed up in your town on Sabbath, He’d probably eat out.
He did it all the time—ate with Pharisees, fishermen, and whoever was...
Sabbath Observance
Adventist Dog Prays Before Meals, Refuses to Fetch on Sabbath
SILVER SPRING, Md. — An Adventist family's dog named Samson has developed some unique habits.
The Johnson family of Silver Spring first noticed something was...
Legalism
Marriage On Rocks Due to Clashing Sabbath Dishwashing Beliefs
It all began innocently enough when both Sam and Lily Thompson stumbled into their kitchen and found themselves knee-deep in a festive seven-layered mess...
Church Life
Advent-Lift Ride-Sharing App, Promises to Get You to Church on Time (or Your Tithe Back!)
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Tired of showing up late to Sabbath School because you refused to start your car on holy time? Fear not,...
Sabbath Observance
Local Adventist Invokes “Ox in the Ditch” Loophole to Work on Beating Video Game Level
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Local Adventist gamer Landon Reese invoked the rarely used "ox in the ditch" clause this past Sabbath to continue working...
Adventist Culture
New Adventist Board Game ‘Sabbath Loopholes’ Becomes Overnight Sensation
In a surprising turn of events, a new board game called "Sabbath Loopholes" has taken the Adventist world by storm, selling out in record...
Sabbath Observance
Local Adventist Sets New Personal Record: Showered, Shaved, and Changed in 2.5 Minutes Before Friday Sundown
In a display of pre-Sabbath gymnastics that would make even Ellen White raise an eyebrow, local Adventist John Doe has set a new personal...
Sabbath
Berrien Woman Claims To-Do List Magically Expands on Fridays
BERRIEN COUNTY, MI - For Mildred Tibbles of Berrien County, preparing for the Sabbath has become a weekly battle against an invisible, and some...
Sabbath Observance
Should You Invite People to Sabbath Lunch if You Haven’t Cleaned?
Let's face it, sometimes cleaning for before Friday sunset falls by the wayside. Here's a cheat sheet to navigate the social minefield of inviting...
Adventist entertainment
Next GC Session Entirely Dedicated To Generating List of Sabbath-Approved Cartoons
The next General Conference Session promises to be a nail-biter. Forget about pronouncements on women's ordination or eschatological debates. This time, the minds at...