Week of Prayer on Relationships launches PUC’s new slogan: “Flirt to Convert”

ANGWIN, Calif. — Mere weeks into the school year, students at Pacific Union College are already being pummeled with the most serious of Adventist academic pressures: finding a life partner. Read more […]

Ted Wilson and Dan Jackson to go on 7-day cruise to “work on the relationship”

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Despite reports of tensions between General Conference President, Ted Wilson and North American Division President, Dan Jackson, the two Adventist leaders have issued a Read more […]

Slide Show: 9 signs you’re in for a long sermon

At some point(s), we’ve all had to sit through sermons that seemed to last forever. Here, some handy signs that enable you to spot when heavy winds are about to blow so you can sit in the back row and set sail early.

Adventists sign up for electronic obituary update service to keep abreast of future marriage prospects

Battle Creek, Mich. — “This service is the best thing since sliced bead,” gushed 79-year-old retired academy teacher Victor Wilson, whose wife passed away from diabetes complications three Read more […]

Southern Adventist University ends all fundraising as student fines already make enough money

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a first for Adventist educational institutions worldwide, Southern Adventist University’s Advancement Department has announced an end to all fundraising activities effective Read more […]

Special offering to fit female church workers’ offices with glass ceilings

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Church stewardship leaders are promoting a special offering that will be taken up next Sabbath for the remodeling of offices of female workers employed by the Adventist Read more […]

Oakwood University’s White Students Association books Speaker of the House John Boehner to talk tanning

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Speaker of the United States House of Representatives John Boehner will be visiting Oakwood University to speak to the historically black university’s White Student Association Read more […]

Riverside Fire Department forces end to La Sierra’s ‘IGNITE’ new student orientation

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Riverside Fire Department has forced the return of hundreds of La Sierra University students from ‘IGNITE’, a university orientation exercise taking place at Pine Summit Read more […]

Adventist Church to approve women’s ordination as soon as sexism is eradicated worldwide

SILVER SPRING, Md. — “We may well ordain women as pastors one day,” said General Conference spokesperson Desmond Redford at a press conference held this morning. “We just want to make sure Read more […]