‘Friend an Adventist’ runaway bestseller in Catholic bookstores

Friend an Adventist, a new guide to Seventh-day Adventists for Catholics, has debuted on the bestseller list of Catholic bookstores worldwide. The guide, which is aimed at promoting friendlier Read more […]

La Sierra voted #1 party school in the United States

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — For the first time in history, an Adventist institution has been nationally recognized as a top party school.  The magazine Rolling Stone has released its annual list Read more […]

Majority of members claim Adventism is too expensive

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to an international survey of 10,000 Adventists conducted by the Andrews University Center for Statistical Analysis, 76% of Seventh-day Adventists feel Read more […]

Coffee maker scandal rocks General Conference building

SILVER SPRING, Md. — One of the biggest scandals in recent Adventist history erupted this morning when a coffee maker was discovered on the third floor of the General Conference building. The Read more […]

Walla Walla puts Oakwood students in promotional brochure

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — A promotional pamphlet recently published by Walla Walla University has caused a row between the school and Oakwood University in Huntsville, Ala. According to Read more […]

Electronic scoreboard to track giving in Adventist churches

Adventist churchgoers will notice something different in church this Sabbath. All church sanctuaries will feature an electronic scoreboard to the left of the pulpit. The scoreboard will Read more […]

Saturday Law declared in Collegedale, Tenn.

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — The Board of Commissioners for the City of Collegedale, Tenn. has passed a city-wide policy requiring all business and places of work to cease operations from Friday to Saturday Read more […]

All Adventist pastors’ wives to be compensated for pain and suffering

  SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist pastors’ wives around the world are celebrating a groundbreaking victory with the announcement that they will be added to the official church payroll.  Read more […]

Southern California Conference to build angel-friendly movie theater

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — In a bid to counter what the it calls the “superficial filth machine” that is Hollywood, the Southern California Conference (SCC) has opened the first “angel-friendly” Read more […]

Walla Walla University to offer arranged marriages to all single students

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — “After years of intense competition, Walla Walla has dealt Southern a death blow,” read an internal Walla Walla University administration memo that was leaked this morning. For Read more […]