With over 30 fineable offenses on the books, Southern Adventist University presents a beautifully varied menu of ways for starving students to use their hard-earned cash. Although we contemplated listing every single fine, the list was eye-crossingly boring so we have opted instead to show some of the highlights. Enjoy!
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — Campaigners against women’s ordination are struggling with a simple yet annoyingly inconvenient reality: Ellen G. White’s gender. “We do our best to seek Ellen White’s Read more […]
Adventists are typically not swearing folk, and have a more extensive list of “No-no” words than most, we’d say.
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Famed American R&B singer-songwriter and producer Brian McKnight has successfully been recruited to be the new president of his former school, Oakwood University. “Anytime Read more […]
NAMPA, Idaho — Drawn from extensive surveys of churchgoing Adventists, a compilation of 50 acceptable church hair styles has just been published. The listing takes the form of a book Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — “The process of implanting microchips in all full-time church employees is under way,” announced Larissa Lim, General Conference IT Innovations Director at the 2015 Read more […]
A box of disappointment… BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — By mid-afternoon today, hundreds of Andrews University students had left bitter Valentine’s Day messages on Campus Ministries Department Read more […]
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — As of early Friday morning, February 13th, Junior Chemistry major Fred Land reported still not having secured a date for tomorrow night’s Southern Adventist University Read more […]
MANDEVILLE, Jamaica — An excited crowd of 2000 Adventist Jamaicans were treated to ‘professional’ kissing lessons at a couples’ conference this past Saturday. The free kissing workshop Read more […]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A leak from a source close to the 67th Emmy Award nominations process has revealed that an Adventist-related TV network will be nominated for the first time in history. Although Read more […]
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