Grand Rapids, Mich. — Sixty-nine-year-old Elsa Brown, a long-time member of Grand Rapids-based Oak Lane Church was disfellowshipped yesterday after the church board determined that her eyebrows Read more […]
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Wildly popular a capella group Pentatonix has been booked to perform at this summer’s July 2-11 General Conference session in San Antonio. The group, formed in 2011, Read more […]
The following are some ways that Adventists attempt to get their groove on. Be forewarned: It’s often not pretty.
With over 30 fineable offenses on the books, Southern Adventist University presents a beautifully varied menu of ways for starving students to use their hard-earned cash. Although we contemplated listing every single fine, the list was eye-crossingly boring so we have opted instead to show some of the highlights. Enjoy!
Adventists are typically not swearing folk, and have a more extensive list of “No-no” words than most, we’d say.
NAMPA, Idaho — Drawn from extensive surveys of churchgoing Adventists, a compilation of 50 acceptable church hair styles has just been published. The listing takes the form of a book Read more […]
MANDEVILLE, Jamaica — An excited crowd of 2000 Adventist Jamaicans were treated to ‘professional’ kissing lessons at a couples’ conference this past Saturday. The free kissing workshop Read more […]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A leak from a source close to the 67th Emmy Award nominations process has revealed that an Adventist-related TV network will be nominated for the first time in history. Although Read more […]
Although we fully count on some literalist or another reading this list as a ‘how to’ cataloging of one of the most frustrating parts of church life, how ’bout the rest of us start with admitting we’ve got a problem?
Now, for 16 ways to spread Adventist gossip…
Ahhh, there’s nothing quite like a well-stocked ABC! And we do mean an Adventist Book Center, and not those pretender-to-throne types found all over Hawaii.
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