Slide Show: 10 ways to accept compliments like an Adventist
What to do when someone compliments you on that bangin’ sermon/special music/memory verse reading? For starters, never ever say “Thank you.”
Rival churches fight to recruit cute kids for lambs’ offering
LOS ANGELES,Calif. — The Southern California Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has declared a state of emergency in the greater Los Angeles area as an all-out battle rages between Adventist Read more […]
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Adventists: Ben Carson punished for eating ham by losing tooth
BREAKING NEWS GREENVILLE, S.C. — Adventists around the United States are pointing to an incident today involving Adventist presidential candidate Ben Carson as a reason not to eat ham. Read more […]
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Little Debbie to offer healthy eating lectures at GC San Antonio
BREAKING NEWS: SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Adventist-owned snack cake giant Little Debbie (owned by parent company McKee Foods) has announced plans to open a mega-tent outside the San Antonio Read more […]
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Tom Brady to spend Deflategate suspension coaching La Sierra flag football
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Bad news for New England Patriots fans may just have turned into the best news La Sierra University has received in years. As news broke that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady Read more […]
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Walla Walla campus cop arrested for (badly) impersonating an officer
COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla Campus Safety officer Doug Holster was arrested by College Place police late last night in what the local police department is calling “the last straw in a Read more […]
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Slide Show: 14 ways to party like an Adventist
Adventist partying may not look like your typical, secular partying, but they still feature the 3 party requisites: crowds, carousing and most importantly, light refreshments (at the least!)
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Angry Adventist Birds game released to crush women’s ordination
SILVER SPRING, Md. — By far the boldest Adventist venture into gaming so far, Angry Adventist Birds was launch today by General Conference developers. Released both for Apple and Android, Read more […]
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Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves
NAMPA, Idaho — In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released “The Adventist Missionary Position.” The publisher bills the book as being “jam-packed Read more […]
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North American Division to move into local Dave & Busters
SILVER SPRING, Md. — North American Division officials have revealed that their offices will be relocated from their present location in the General Conference building to the Dave & Busters Read more […]
