SILVER SPRING, Md. — Due to a last-minute scheduling challenge, Hope Channel will be hosting tonight’s Democratic presidential debate instead of CBS. The Adventist channel plans to break Read more […]
WORLDWIDE — To minimize the chances of people experiencing spiritual growth of any kind, Remnant Complex Industries has just launched a legalistic sunblock that protects users from receiving Read more […]
LONDON, England — Boris Johnson, Britain’s new Prime Minister, has committed to wasting no time in hastening the fulfillment of Daniel’s Nebuchadnezzar Statue prophecy in regards to modern-day Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference has weighed in on the Marvel Studios announcement that Natalie Portmam will play Thor in the upcoming franchise installment “Thor: Love and Thunder.” Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Earlier today, a canoe flying the General Conference flag was seized by a North American Division kayak patrol that claimed the vessel had strayed into the NAD corner of Read more […]
OSHKOSH, Wis. — Organizers for the fast-approaching Oshkosh, Wisconsin-based Pathfinder Camporee have selected an unusual theme song for the event. Hakuna Matata, a tune from the much-loved Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House staff have confirmed that US President Donald Trump has left the United States for Bobenheim am Berg, a village in the Palatinate, Germany, to which his paternal Read more […]
PODUNK, Crazyville – A new “choose your own adventure” compilation of Ellen G. White quotes is flying off the presses at Brimstone Publications. Titled Cherrypicked, the volume contains strongly-worded Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Barbie (a third generation Adventist in case you didn’t know) announced minutes ago on Instagram that she and her praise band guitarist boyfriend, Ken, have bought their Read more […]
WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald Trump used his much anticipated 4th of July address to call for unity and reform in how America eats on Independence Day. Speaking above the roar Read more […]
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