Adventist denomination opens sports bar next to world headquarters

SILVER SPRING, Md. — With decisions about future policy looming, there’s one thing General Conference officials can agree about: building The Fellowship Hall, a unique Adventist “sports Read more […]

Donald Trump to explain immigration remarks at Montemorelos, Adventist University in Mexico

NEW YORK CITY, N.Y. — In an attempt to brandish his foreign policy credentials and limit the damage from his comments about immigration from Mexico, Donald Trump has announced a tour of Mexico Read more […]

Heritage Singers announce recall of “most embarrassing” album covers

PLACERVILLE, Calif. — “We should have done this years ago,” admitted a somber Max Mace to Adventist reporters this morning, “Today the Heritage Singers are announcing a recall of all of our Read more […]

Ellen G. White chosen as new face of $10 bill

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A massive lobbying effort launched by the Seventh-day Adventist Church to put Ellen G. White on new $10 bills has paid off. Less than a week after news from the US Treasury Read more […]

Starbucks launches “Happy Sabbath” decaf coffee for GC San Antonio

SAN ANTONIO, Tex. — With two weeks to go before the Seventh-day Adventist Church commences its General Conference Session in San Antonio, coffee chain Starbucks has announced plans to mark the Read more […]

Dwight Nelson calls Donald Trump’s hair/presidential announcement “sign of the times”

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dr. Dwight K Nelson launched a scathing rebuke of real estate and entertainment mogul Donald Trump’s presidential campaign announcement Read more […]

Jurassic World “tithes” $50M to Southwestern Adventist University’s Dinosaur Program

KEENE, Texas — “I think it’s safe to say that there’s a little more job security around here after today’s donation,” joked spokesperson Amal Gamation of Southwestern Adventist University’s Read more […]

Walla Walla administration resigns as PUC is ranked top place to find a spouse

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — That didn’t take long.  Less than a week after Adventist news organizations started to report that Pacific Union College was the only Adventist college to rank as a top Read more […]

Slide show: 28 Fundamental Reasons Adventists Should Ordain Women

If you are anything like us, you may be dealing with information overload with all the arguments for or against women’s ordination. To help illustrate the issues we thought a little slide show about why to ordain women would be in order.