Will Ferrell credits Little Debbie’s with his conversion to Adventism

BURBANK, Calif. — Three days after introducing Jimmy Fallon and America to his new Little Debbie persona on “The Tonight Show,” Will Ferrell shocked the Adventist world with the announcement of Read more […]

Amazon to do drone delivery testing on Walla Walla campus

SEATTLE, Wash. — Immediately following today’s announcement that the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has cleared Amazon to test drones for online delivery, the company announced Read more […]

Marvel Studios to adapt The Great Controversy for film

BURBANK, Calif. — Marvel Studios, renowned worldwide for multiple, billion dollar Marvel Comics character film franchises, has announced their intention to create a film adaptation of Ellen Read more […]

Andrews dairy ordered to destroy new golden calf statue

Berrien Springs, Mich. — Mere weeks after the construction of a “golden” calf statue outside the offices of the Andrews University dairy, the department has received orders to destroy Read more […]

Southern to expel any student wearing green this St. Patrick’s Day

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — “We are neither Irish Catholics nor drinkers at this school and by not wearing anything green tomorrow we are going to avoid even the appearance of evil,” explained Read more […]

Loma Linda OB/GYN develops scan determining whether unborn babies are Adventist

This one has got ‘General Conference President’ written all over her… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In an announcement that has led to huge sighs of relief from expecting Adventist parents worldwide, Read more […]

Slide Show: Are you Adventist-Hot?

Think you’re hot stuff? You may be surprised at what it takes to make an Adventist sweat. Take a look at the following and find out if you have what it really takes to make an Adventist all hot and bothered.

Harrison Ford joins Aviation faculty at Pacific Union College

ANGWIN, Calif. — In what is already being billed as the biggest recruitment coup in Adventist college education, Pacific Union College confirmed today that 72-year-old actor, producer and avid Read more […]

Adventist matriarch disfellowshipped for tattooing eyebrows

Grand Rapids, Mich. — Sixty-nine-year-old Elsa Brown, a long-time member of Grand Rapids-based Oak Lane Church was disfellowshipped yesterday after the church board determined that her eyebrows Read more […]