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The foul smell descended upon the church like an unholy cloud, shattering the pious peace. All heads turned as the rotten egg stench filled the sanctuary. For a few awkward moments, every eye Read more […]
The foul smell descended upon the church like an unholy cloud, shattering the pious peace. All heads turned as the rotten egg stench filled the sanctuary. For a few awkward moments, every eye Read more […]
Ugh. Adventist dating is rough, y’all. Let me tell you about the month from dating hell I just escaped. Ten. Whole. Dates. And what did I get for my troubles? A sunburn from that picnic date (dude, Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD – A growing chorus of regular members has issued a desperate plea for peace between the Adventist denomination’s warring theological factions. “Listen, we appreciate all the passionate Read more […]
Adventist communion attire is pretty straightforward. Skirts hit the knee, shirts hide the shoulders, all very respectful. But there’s one often-overlooked landmine lurking beneath the pews: socks. Read more […]
The popular Adventist dating app “HeavenlyMatch.com” has fallen victim to a cyberattack, resulting in the exposure of sensitive user information. The breach, discovered last week, has left Read more […]
Seven reasons why Jesus would flip the tables if he walked into a modern megachurch. Ditch the Bling: Jesus wasn’t hawking prosperity gospel from a private jet. He hung out with the poor Read more […]
When Wilbur and Agnes Stillbody passed away within a month of one another leaving their entire estate to the church, the conference trusts and wills director was surprised to discover that a large Read more […]
Let’s face it, sometimes cleaning for before Friday sunset falls by the wayside. Here’s a cheat sheet to navigate the social minefield of inviting someone over when your place resembles a post-apocalyptic Read more […]
At 103 years young, Edith Jenkins was a walking, talking testament to Adventist longevity. A card-carrying Blue Zoner, she had lived Loma Linda life to the full. Lounging in her beloved rocking Read more […]
Pastor Terry Aise, a man whose booming voice could rival a foghorn on a foggy day, roared into his third point. Flowing River SDA vibrated with the usual Sabbath symphony: creaking fans, the rhythmic Read more […]
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