SILVER SPRING, Md. — On November 20, 2018, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists released a ransom video featuring several hostages who appear to have been taken from the lay membership, Read more […]
ADVENTIST WORLD — As of this coming Sabbath, new signage will feature in every Adventist church bathroom. The signs will command church greeters to wash their hands after using the facilities. “The Read more […]
BERKSHIRE, England — Newbold College unveiled the latest expansion to its academic offerings this month by launching a degree specifically aimed at students from across the pond. Fake British Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Shortly after the General Conference of 2010 in Atlanta GA., then newly elected GC President, Ted Wilson, sent a memo to every female employee of the General Conference. Read more […]
Columbia, Maryland — North American Division President, Dan Jackson, has called on the General Conference to “clearly label any and all hooey in the GC Working Policy.” In addition, Jackson Read more […]
Loma Linda, Calif. — Liberal Adventist, Al Riverside, has spent the last fifteen minutes at his small group meeting hunting for the book of Revelation in his freshly dusted-off paraphrase of Read more […]
Columbia, Md. — The North American Division has banned anyone from entering its headquarters wearing a beard. The official update to the building dress code was announced today. The rationale Read more […]
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — 2018 Annual Council delegates rushed through post-meeting evaluation forms in Battle Creek this week in a mad rush to get back to their hotels and shave before catching Read more […]
UNITED STATES — Adventist Book Centers across the country have announced that they have sold out of “REPRIMANDED” T-shirts that were launched earlier this week. The T-shirts went Read more […]
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — The day directly after a controversial Annual Council 2018 vote on a murky “compliance document,” all delegates have been served Little Debbie snack cakes to promote a Read more […]
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