Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist Connection — Part II

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list, and who’s NOT on the list (Guess what: Ozzy Osbourne, Mark Mark Wahlberg and Jaci Velasquez are NOT connected to the Adventist church. But don’t let that stop you from singing “Flower in the Rain” in church, teenage girls.)

Loma Linda centenarian hired by local police department

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Edith Greenley, the 110-year-old Adventist Loma Linda resident who shot to international fame earlier this year for sending a would-be mugger to the hospital, has been hired Read more […]

Open cattle grazing on Andrews campus scheduled to start this fall semester

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — The campus of Andrews University is about to experience more than the occasional whiff off the dairy farm currently situated in the northwestern corner of the university’s Read more […]

Slide Show: Celebrities with an Adventist connection — Part I

The peculiar people have some interesting ties to some very familiar faces. You might just be surprised at who turns up in this list…

Controversial pictures of GC Health Ministries employees at Cheesecake Factory leaked

SILVER SPRING, Md. — “This morning gratuitous pictures surfaced online of vegan Health Ministries Department employees consuming unconscionable quantities of dessert at the Baltimore Cheesecake Read more […]

Pacific Union College guarantees students quake-free year or their money back

ANGWIN, Calif. — BREAKING NEWS: In response to safety concerns after the August 24 earthquake (measuring 6.0 on the Richter scale) that shook the Napa area, Pacific Union College is offering Read more […]

90% of Adventists say they may have overdone it at last Sabbath’s potluck

Recently-mandated potluck exit surveys show that 90% of Adventists around the world are carrying a vague sense of guilt about their conduct at last Sabbath’s potluck. Whether survey respondents Read more […]

Badly-supervised Sabbath School felt board time confusing kids’ Bible knowledge

Children’s Ministries directors in conferences across America are hearing the same complaint from parents: Sabbath School is confusing their kids’ knowledge of the Bible. “I’m no Ellen Read more […]

Slide Show: What to wear to church

In distress over how to dress in ways Adventist? Wipe thy brow, we’ll show you how. (*Please note: Rules do not apply in Hawaii and certain parts of Southern California, except in churches whose names include an ethnicity and/or Pauline church plant and in congregations where the mean age is 55.)

Beautiful Adventist wife happy to witness to every man that notices her unadorned ring finger

MAGALIA, Calif. — Bethany Powell says hardly a week goes by without an opportunity for her to witness about her faith. Men approach the attractive 26-year-old with impressive regularity and Read more […]