Adventist caught vacuuming after Friday sunset
BERKSHIRE, England — Earlier today a sudden bolt of lightning tore a hole in the roof of a house belonging to a Seventh-day Adventist. The lightning strike occured minutes after sunset as Read more […]
Category: Sabbath Observance
Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise
SILVER SPRING, Md.— A report into lay person engagement in the Adventist Church has noted a dramatic increase in activity over the last 12 months. Data from church members around the world Read more […]
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Police: Worst Saturday morning traffic offenders are Seventh-day Adventist
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to US police data released today, Seventh-day Adventists are by far the worst traffic offenders on Sabbath mornings. Many Seventh-day Adventists are late to church Read more […]
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Adventist Church lowers maximum permissible depth of Sabbath wading water
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In an effort to more tightly articulate acceptable Sabbath keeping practices, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has released a new maximum depth of water Read more […]
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Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset
BERRIEN SPINGS, Mich. — A major study into the lifestyles of Seventh-day Adventists has revealed that per hour productivity of most church members skyrockets in the hour directly preceding Friday Read more […]
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Adventist manufacturer makes iron that won’t work on Sabbath
SILVER SPRING, Md. — AdventWorks, the new manufacturing arm of the Seventh-day Adventist Church, has launched a clothing iron that will not turn on during Sabbath hours. AdventWorks spokesperson Read more […]
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Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — New data from a survey of Adventist Sabbath-keeping habits has quantified the gold content of watches members wear to church every Sabbath. The Andrews University Read more […]
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Southern bans Sabbath showers
COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Seventh-day Adventist churches within a 10-mile radius of Southern Adventist University have reported having to air out their sanctuaries after visits from Southern’s students Read more […]
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Michigan Conference bans sex on Sabbath, says it’s work
LANSING, Mich. — Never a conference to shy away from taking a hard line on controversial issues, the Michigan Conference has officially banned sex on Sabbath among its membership. “Not only Read more […]
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Adventists seek reasons to justify watching Bruce Jenner interview on Friday night
HINSDALE, Ill. —- Curiosity and anticipation ran high in the weeks preceding Diane Sawyer’s interview with former Olympian Bruce Jenner for millions of Americans, even Adventists. Although Read more […]
